Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 12, 2018

Shirley was his pre-op name!

Impossible to not hear this in my head in Leslie Nielsen’s voice!

Hey, you can still “boff” your friend. Lent doesn’t start till Feb 19 this year. So there is still time before you have to abstain.

Careful! Ethel Merman’s gonna have a cameo.

She chose the wrong officer. She could have been under Dunn.

She’s quit 1,327 times.

There is never a good week to ‘quit’ sex.

Ever hear of the Mile High Club, darlin’?

Lloyd Bridges

Thats right, he prefers “Sheryl”

Just don’t give up amphetamines too, Dollface.

“A hospital! What is it doctor”“It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now!”

“Have you ever seen a grown man naked?”

“And Leon is getting larger!”

“Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?”

Oh, a hat, a brooch, a pterodactyl …

I wonder if he’ll make her assume crash position?

You can always unquit something.