Strange Brew by John Deering for February 14, 2018

186,000 miles a second…

88 MILES AN HOUR!

Of course I don’t know how fast I was travelling: I know exactly where I am! [Google Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle if you’re confused]

Photon caught by photo radar.

So many questions…. How did the cop catch him? Could the driver see the cop’s lights? Light always travels at the same speed… how did it stop?

A photon checks into a hotel. The door man asks, “Can I take your bags, sir?” The photon replies, “No, I’m traveling light”.

He’ll get off with a light sentence.

They don’t know how fast they were going, but at least they know where they are.

300,000 kps – not just a good idea. It’s the law.

Warp 9.2

Who is your dealer?

But as soon as the cop tells him, he’ll be lost.

Hope the cop’s sunglasses are extra dark.

I didn’t get this at first. Thanks, All, for shedding some light on the subject.

Heisenberg didn’t know how fast he was going either. Too busy concentrating on where he was.

Sorry, I have to take you in! You were doing the speed of light in a speed of sound zone.