Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 25, 2018

The pub doesn’t have a dress code?

Rat must be punished for his awful writing.

Okay, Mr. Pastis, tell me right now how you got a copy of my diary.

If I write it down, it’s a commitment. Therefore I never write it down.

The six beers is probably more than he would’ve accomplished if he stuck to that schedule.

Has a plan of the day. More organised than me.

Check out Big Nate; Now, That’s a real to-do List But, alas, no Beer!

Oh yes, that’s how the millennials are.

More like, “How to get fired from your job!”

Well, no wonder – writing that schedule was very exhausting!

Man makes his plans, and God says “hey, how about a brewski?”

If I don’t go to the gym in the morning, it does not happen.

Assuming Pastis doesn’t have a day job, I wonder if his schedule looks like this on occasion?

looks like a middle aged Charlie Brown.

If you need an hour to run three miles then you aren’t running.

Dang it! I didn’t get to the gym today! That makes 198 days in a row.

This is why more companies don’t allow staff to work from home…but it doesn’t stop me from bringing it up from time-to-time in the hope that they’ll fall for it.

Rat’s cartoon skills seem to be a definite upgrade from Pastis.

This looks like a fine day to me!

I went to the rally in Reno yesterday…. it was 30 minutes before I realized it was a rally for GUN control…. You’re off the hook, Pastis.

(seriously, I went to walk with my daughter and grandkids)

We pro procrastinators and sleep when we want to retirees are entitled to “meh” at this one….

Meh!

I was going to make a clever and funny comment…but I’ll work on that tomorrow.

This works better now, in 2021