Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 01, 2018

riiiight… as if the keyhole is moving around

Its just the latest in home security devices. Just like the breathalyzer thing you can fine in some cars. If you can’t find the key-whole. It’s not safe to enter. Someone might be laying in wait to give you a piece of their mind, LOUDLY.

Let’s give poor Andy some credit… at least he’s at the right door!

What happened to Watering the Key in the Canal 1st?

@Number Six. Compared to the classics, today’s Andy has devolved.

It is funny how Otis never had that problem on the Andy Griffith Show.

I might suggest putting something around the keyhole but, this is a family site.

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Duhhhh!!!!maybe it’s your head spinning round and round!!!

I was expecting someone to yell go home Andy you don’t live here

“Andy, do you want your last dose of half-and-half?” Dump the contents of the chamberpot on his head. “Here’s half of mine and half of me old lady’s!”

Today’s “Pluggers” riffs off of our lad.

Been there, done that, couldn’t find the tee-shirt.

Andy, just remember Hedley Lamarr’s advice: Think of your secretary…

Andy not only lost the keyhole – he lost the whole house!

http://assets.amuniversal.com/349117b056ea012d63c800163e41dd5b

I too was expecting Andy to have the wrong house. 

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@FANOLIO

Did you see my reply to you yesterday?

@NUMBER THREE

Yes I did. If I were a betting man I would put all my money on your finding an even better job!

@FANOLIO

Why does everyone say “You’ll find a better job”? There is absolutely nothing wrong with my current one. No job will be better than the one I’ve got.

I don’t get it.

@Number Three. l think Fan o’ lio means you’ll find a better job in the sense that it’ll offer more security.

I remember a classic Andy Capp comic where Andy says to Flo “Don’t just stand there, lass, throw down the flippin’ key ’ole!”

“..It’s just a step to the left..”