Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 09, 2018

Chalkie sure enjoyed the show.

Chalkie sure enjoyed the show.

If Chalkie was going to hold Andy’s back. What was the rest of Andy going to be doing???

That joke is older than I am.

I thought of Charlie McCarthy and WC Fields.

My favourite WC Fields line:

“Here we were, out in the wilds of Afghanistan – without a corkscrew. We were forced to live on food and water for three days!”

Reminds me of a Benny Hill sketch: Benny and a bloke are standing at the bar, each with a full pint. Benny grabs the bloke’s pint and gulps it down. The bloke says “Hey that’s my beer you just drank!” Benny replies “Then this one must be mine.” and gulps the other one down!

It doesn’t matter what I put here.

https://www.creators.com/read/andy-capp/05/07/41218

Is that score for Kettle or for me and my Benny Hill joke?

Andy certainly wouldn’t do that for Chalkie! But then again, I don’t think Chalkie would be that stupid to get into fights.

xxx

I went to Bingo today with my Auntie and I won £30 on my first game! Beginners luck. However I had no idea I had won because I was new to everything and had no idea where to look on the electronic board. Glad I had a staff member next to me watching the board too otherwise I would have lost out. She said to Auntie “She’s won” and Auntie had to shout for me because I was all confused with being new. But I know what to do now.

I’m going again on my own tomorrow. (Don’t worry, I’m not going every day)

Me and Auntie divided my winnings between us and we went out for a meal. I had a jumbo battered sausuge and chips and she had fish, chips and mushy peas. I think.

WHOO HOO!

The most serious Injury I suffered in a bar fight was when I tried to help break up a fight between two other people.

Hold me back, so I don’t get my butt whipped!

Mildly amusing, but perhaps worthy of a chuckle. The classics are better, though.