Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 04, 2018

I’d drop the phone and the latte, and draw on 2.

Heck no. I’d start running toward him immediately as I drop my phone and latte and draw my revolver. By the time he gets over the shock, I can whap him upside the head with my revolver. When he wakes up, he can say, “You didn’t play fair!”

And that’s the way it wasn’t in the old West. Lucky them.

No one wanted to duel with “Hands Free” Bill Hickok.

Just call out “selfie first” right when he draws.

If your guns and holsters are bluetooth enabled, maybe there’s an app that will swivel the holster to aim the gun and then fire it.

The one with the latest Paint app will draw first!

Playing by NRA rules?

I hope both die. I’m tired of Apple .vs. Android.

Because we’re civilized.

Real he-man gunfighters don’t drink no sissy lattes, just strong black coffee!