Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 21, 2018

At least he was able to read that sign.

What is Rat doing there?

So many channels. So much nothing.

So according to the sign….the idiots can be free in that zone? To act and speak however idiotically they choose….. or is it saying you can pick up an idiot in that zone for free?… Never mind, I’ve got to go and binge watch my next Netflix series…..

We need that for the Republican Party National Committee. Crickets for decades.

As Mark Twain said, A person who won’t read has no advantage over one who can’t read.

No one understands this better than Rat.

the closer a persons opinion or viewpoint is to our own the smarter we tend to view them as being and the more opposed they are the dumber they seem to us. We are a creature that likes to have a high positive view of ourselves we even go so far as overtime editing our memory of the past to make us seem better in our own minds.

Where’s a cop when you need one?

Explains no Pig today.

I find today’s strip hard to believe… Rat said “Pardon me.”?!

This one goes on the wall at the cube farm. And I’m sure the most annoying idiots are the ones who will laugh at it.

Years ago, comedian Jeff Foxworthy suggested that idiots should wear a sign so the rest of us wouldn’t make the mistake of asking them questions requiring an intelligent answer.

Everyone leave

If only there were more idiot free zones.

Its the Information Age, you are free to be a non-idiot, if you choose.

where is this place. i would like to frequent it.

I hate to say it, but sometimes I find Rat appealing.

Most people who don’t read are proud of that fact.

I thought Rat was in favor of ignorance and apathy. It’s the only way “President Rat” would ever have a strong base!

[Two idiots, EXIT stage left.]

Seems too easy for Rat today. I guess there were no good puns available?

Said the inconsiderate rat.

Shove the glass over his head he loves it