Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 21, 2018

It would be fun if Duncan blurted out something like “Padilla has scored only two points. He must not have had his tacos tonight.”

I thought they played five-on-five basketball in the valley.

Toad from “American Graffiti” is no Marty Moon and Moon in turn, is no Wolfman Jack.

Why didn’t they pick someone who knew something about basketball?

P1, Is Duncan “Butt Pirate” (Apologies IRISH53.) Hines dancing around on the court in the middle of the game?

P2, Duncan’s ear seems to be really enamored of all of those big, sweaty guys. He can’t wait for the shower interviews.

P3, Duncan’s gonna robot on over to Marty.

These guys never fail to amaze me. Just when it seems your story line cannot get any more stupid, they double down and go the ridiculous route.

Please bring back the peacock! Or at least stuff the basketball with it’s feathers.

Nobody at Goshen is heckling this guy?

OK, I give up. How do you make fun of this?

So instead of making fun of one team member, you make fun of all of them. In Soviet Milford, everyone is equal.

In all reality , when is Goshen Security going to throw Nardo the Nerd Pirate from Puerto Rico out ?

P1 & P2- Our big sweaty guy can juggle apples better than their big sweaty guy. Safe to say Duncan is enamored with big, sweaty guys. P3- Son of Jarell is truly super, multi tasking as a transport vessel for The Colony, shooting and producing Butt Pirate Game Night for MPN.

Meanwhile , back in Milford Paloma and Katrina watch reruns of McGiver taking notes on how to make explosives and booby traps to plant at WDIG , I in all reality .

Ernie Douglas!

P1: There’s no way a doofus hamming it up wearing a pirate hat wouldn’t be pelted or swirlied by Goshen by now.

That kind of crap won’t be going on in Milford’s gym, I can tell you that. I’ll be giving that kid a swift whack with my mop if he drags his street shoes on my court!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOj3kJKy-_U