Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 03, 2010

One can always hope, Broomie.

Looks like she’s going to meet Jonah again.

“Thanks for the appetizer. Time for the main course!”

Yeah, it certainly looks like a nice light snack. Of course Broomie wouldn’t be much more than that either.

Now, play nice, kids!

Wo unto the shark if he eats Broomie. (ZAP)

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There’ll be a whole lot of zapping going on.

Plunk your magic zapper, Broomie. lol

Some schools of thought state that witches can’t cross water, maybe in Broomies case her zapper doesn’t work while crossing water.

Broomie is chum.

There is a fish called chum…

Ok..I’ll say it…..

“Broomie…you’re gonna need a bigger boat”.. (RIP Roy Scheider)

Daaa-ump! Daaa-ump!

(OK then, how would YOU spell it?)

I wouldn’t

Remember, Broomie can only use her zapper if doing so is funnier than the alternative (First and Second Laws of Cartoon Physics). Where she is in space and time is otherwise irrelevant.

So which is funnier: Broomie getting eaten by that C. megalodon, the C. megalodon being electrocuted from inside, or the C. meg. simply being blown out of the water?

Well, there goes my appetite no matter what…

Broomie should have known something was wrong when a voice behind her said, “Candygram!”