Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 07, 2018

With that jargon, he sounds more like Dan the Stormtrooper Consultant

Sing along, kids! “Oh it’s a long day for temporaries, it’s a long way to go…”

Pam: “Gotcha!”

See, that’s not really Dan’s fault, not completely. They should oughta had given him one of those gray body armor mook suit thingies, so he’d have some level of protection.

So,..is he fired?

And good riddance. Anyone uttering meaningless gibberish like use synergy and maximise leverage needs to die.

He got fragged by one of his own men. That jargon alone is a source of PTSD.

And he wasn’t even wearing a Red Shirt…

But he wasn’t wearing a red jacket!!!

Apparently you can’t conquer the galaxy with trite business school slogans either.

But he wasn’t wearing a red uniform!

Hey that’s what Temp’s are for….Sorry about that Jensina…We will have some Lutefisk in memoriam….

And the Dragoncat Award for Best Song goes to MDDSHUBBY2005!!!

Now, to get it out of my head. Tina Turner, don’t fail me now…!

Dan forgot to work smarter, not harder.