Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 05, 2018

So who cares what they did, as long as there was no swearing! Ah, life here in Mayberry, RFD.

What’s with Mimi? She’s surprised Gil feels bad, then in P3 she pushes him toward feeling guilty.

Come on Gil, finish folding your panties, grow a pair and relish in Moon’s fall from grace.

Suppose someone wanted to needle Gil? Would he be OK with them leaning into the players’ huddle during a timeout and making some sarcastic comments?

P3 What is Gil doing with his left arm, is he grabbing Mimi somewhere??? She still has a pretty hot bod!!!

Ironically, it’s now Marty doing pirate radio broadcasts in an effort to get his job back.

P21, Mimi can’t believe that Gil finally got what he always wanted and now feels bad about it. Take him out for a few drinks, Gil. That always makes Marty feel better.

P2, Well, as long as they didn’t swear, it’s all good.

P3, Help a brother out, Gil. I hear Pedro got deported and Mimi could use a new pool boy.

Marty just got picked up by XM radio, so it all works out!

Nice rationalization Gil, but it won’t work.

P4: “…and because I do feel a little guilty, I told Marty that you’d go out with him on Saturday. Be sure to wear something nice.”

P1- Mimi has that when are you leaving smile?

P2- Gil looking heavenward for approval and justification.

P3- As a coach, you have a responsibility to your team. Shamrock shakes, Bucket burgers and burritos aside, you have a moral and contractual obligation that you pushed aside for your amusement. The fact you heard the students needle Marty and didn’t swear validates your full attention wasn’t in the game. The Athletic Director should suspend you sir. Tsk, tsk.

I think Marty is scheduled to be on Sean Hannity tonight to discuss his grievances. His new radio/tv simulcast will follow the Dan Patrick show next week. His first guests are Tru and the mysterious Peacock.

P2: Stick a few feathers in his hair and Gil’s a match to the Chicago Blackhawks logo.

Marty’s been hired by a new network that no one in Milford has ever heard about…ESPN

Yaaaaawn, huh, um, what’s going on? I think I’ve slept through the last two strips.

Maybe Gil is starting to feel a bit like Victor Frankenstein around the time Justine got nicked.

What is Gil looking at in P2 whilst he’s talking to Mimi? Is he checking to make sure his hidden camera isn’t visible? He enjoys watching the secret Mimi-Pedro videos.

How do you spell pathetic? M-A-R-T-Y-M-O-O-N. Prediction-Marty ends up at Fox News!

And another thing — if the kids weren’t yelling any louder than normal, why was Marty unable to announce the game?