Hey Garfield, about that ice cream truck you’re clinging to in the title panel…get ice cream from the store, not from a driver in a sketchy white van. Nearly 97% of ice cream truck drivers are registered sex offenders…and the other 3% aren’t yet registered.
Something like this similar happened to me before in Wisconsin when I was visiting and their was a slide next to a small pool like that or whatever it is called and I tried jumping on it and than hurt myself real bad on my belly and water got inside my nose…worst thing ever
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
I’m reminded of an early strip where Garfield and Odie are constructing a diving board turned away from the kiddy pool (8 June 1986).
codycab over 6 years ago
He really thought that was gonna work?
drogers30 over 6 years ago
He hit the water faucet and missed the pool
Lyons Group, Inc. over 6 years ago
Imagine Jon doing that nude? Believe me, cartoons have gotten away with this (only not this one).
Sisu60 over 6 years ago
Darwin award winner
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Yeah, Garfield, forgot to record it on his smartphone. Seriously, Liz, could do a whole lot better
keltii over 6 years ago
preparing for a colonoscopy?
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) over 6 years ago
Hey Liz, watch me do the castrator!
chienetfou over 6 years ago
He can’t do it again Garfield, he busted the faucet. But if you call the plumber first…
cubswin2016 over 6 years ago
Don’t tempt him, Garfield.
mail2jbl over 6 years ago
Hey Garfield, about that ice cream truck you’re clinging to in the title panel…get ice cream from the store, not from a driver in a sketchy white van. Nearly 97% of ice cream truck drivers are registered sex offenders…and the other 3% aren’t yet registered.
tripwire45 over 6 years ago
Classic “hold my beer” moment.
ToonGuy300 over 6 years ago
Garfield needs to record that.
wjones over 6 years ago
There should be another panel between six and seven.
Gent over 6 years ago
Men? Let’s see you when you drive, Liz.
jmworacle over 6 years ago
Liz, why are you still with this clown?
Silica Gel over 6 years ago
To this day, we still don’t know how Liz puts up with Jon’s stupidity, but that’s the beauty of their relationship, I guess…
BJ40 over 6 years ago
Liz should’ve taken a video of Jon and sent it into Funniest Home Videos.
bigcatbusiness over 6 years ago
At least somebody liked the dive. Things are worth doing if you have at least one follower.
chain gang charlie over 6 years ago
Looks like the "OW’ was yelled in a high falsetto voice, and Liz was mistaken about the “Men” comment.. He no longer qualifies…….
amaneaux over 6 years ago
Nice Buster Keaton reference in the first panel.
ConnorCooney over 6 years ago
I agree.
Vetsworldwide3327 over 5 years ago
May fools
WentBrown over 4 years ago
I have a feeling he didn’t land on his head but rather on his groin…… ouch.
Pets of the comics almost 4 years ago
He’s a Bachelor, Liz
Asriel over 2 years ago
women
minky momo 9 days ago
Something like this similar happened to me before in Wisconsin when I was visiting and their was a slide next to a small pool like that or whatever it is called and I tried jumping on it and than hurt myself real bad on my belly and water got inside my nose…worst thing ever