Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 26, 2018

One of the few occasions where you don’t want to hear her say ’It’s huge!’.

He’s thinking: “I hope she doesn’t realize the letters ‘S.D.’ stand for Stormy Daniels!”

You lost weight and still look great, dear,

It’s the magic bra that I bought for you from a witch doctor. Your boobs should magically grow to fill it up.

Thy cup doth not runnith over??

“It’s mine – I was hoping you wouldn’t find out just yet.”

I’m not going to say how long it took me to figure out that the dialogue (monologue?) was coming from “off screen” and not from the guy!!

but I was having a devil of a time figuring out what was going on for a minute!

it’s early. I need a drink. or some coffee.

Reminds me of the time I went golfing with some friends. Afterwards, while changing clothes in the clubhouse, one of guys looked at me and asked, “Since when did you start wearing pantyhose?” I replied, “Ever since my wife found them in the glove compartment….”

It’s the cow’s. I can hear her mooing in the barn, asking it back.

Oooooo, Dead man walking.

Oooooo, Dead man walking.

“I bought it for you. I thought it would be a perfect fit.”

See the vignette in “A Guide For the Married Man” where Jayne Mansfield misplaces her bra during a tryst with Terry Thomas, and what it does to HIM…https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=yhs-pty-pty_weather&hsimp=yhs-pty_weather&hspart=pty&p=Guide+for+the+married+man+Jayne+Mansfield#id=3&vid=389b0ae1747aab10ffdb2fe6b4ca3824&action=click

Wait, Isn’t that him saying that? Its showtime at the Queen Mary bar and he’s up next!