Scary Gary by Mark Buford for April 12, 2018

“… at gunpoint”

Owen’s light on his feet.

Never steps on your feet.

Dance like no one’s watching

Well, he can’t shoot at his feet like they did in the old westerns to make someone dance!

Leopold is triggered.

isn’t The Phantom known as “The Ghost Who Dances”?

Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ dead, stayin’ dead

Well now, I get low and I get high

And if I can’t get either, I really try

Got the wings of heaven on my shoes

I’m a dancin’ ghost and I just can’t lose

You know it’s all right, it’s okay

I’ll die to see another day

We can try to understand

The New York Times’ effect on ghosts.

Phantom of the Dance Hall.

Owen’s happy (whenever have we seen that before?!). Leopold’s happy. Don’t press your luck, Gary….

why would he shoot him if he could eat him?