The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 20, 2018

There’s a fungus among us!

I’ve always heard that was a great place to make out!

… and please close that window and pull the drapes!

Road apple pie for dessert?

He looks like a fun guy.

“Allow me to introduce our chef, Amanita Muscaria.”

Decaying wood? Compost? I thought mushrooms were grown in toadstool.

Sounds like they enjoy “Farm forward” wines :)

“That will be no truffle at all, sir!”

Tonight’s entertainment is Cole Portabello.

I once visited someone who lived in a damp basement apartment. He showed us the mushrooms growing on his bathroom wall.

Do mushroom clouds produce rain, or just fog?

What a nice way to cap off a lovely evening.

She’s cute as a button!

These guys are full of Shit-take.

LOL! I did a Spit-take!

Finish up with a night cap.

And for dessert …Toad ala mode.

The cafe appears crowded, there doesn’t seem to be mushroom.

Those are gonna be some stuffed mushrooms.

Amanita more time with the menu.

They are order what’s better known as the “Donald Trump & crony” daily special