Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 24, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    Pig, consider yourself lucky. Now, go take a shower.

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    alaskajohn1  over 6 years ago

    No worse than wallowing in the mud.

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    Adiraiju  over 6 years ago

    Or the bird of bad fart-on-a-head? (Sorry…)

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    knight1192a  over 6 years ago

    I’ve seen some folks claim a bird defecating on you, typically your shoulder, is good luck. The hosts of most of the shows I’ve seen this on typically look more like they feel it’s the exact opposite. Maybe they’ve met this bird.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 6 years ago

    how much worse can it get after a bird splatting on your noggin?

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    danketaz Premium Member over 6 years ago

    No doubt, retaliation from Queen Victoria.

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Not exactly the “Bluebird of Happiness” here; more like the “White Bird of Crappiness” it would seem.

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    blunebottle  over 6 years ago

    ♫ “May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose…” ♫

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    nosirrom  over 6 years ago

    Is that a Foo Bird?

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    F-Flash  over 6 years ago

    It’s a good thing pig didn’t look up. Splat-tastic!

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 6 years ago

    ’Question: What is the white stuff in bird poop?

    Answer: That is bird poop, too.’

    … from Kurt Vonnegut, ‘Timequake’

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    dwane.scoty1  over 6 years ago

    Wow! How many Pig Stys have Drop Lighting? or, do birds always fly Indoors in Pastisrhoidia?

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    Stevefk  over 6 years ago

    Lesson Learned – it’s better to keep your mouth shut and don’t look up!

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    tripwire45  over 6 years ago

    That happened to my wife once when we were vacationing in Italy.

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    Qiset  over 6 years ago

    If Pig had his CHL, it might be time to see if that bird tastes like chicken.

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    jessie d.  over 6 years ago

    Does that white bird defecate by orange tweets? known by the hashtag, the Poop-in-Chief?

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    stang119  over 6 years ago

    Could have been worse. It could have been The Elephant of Bad Fortune Ahead

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    JudyAz  over 6 years ago

    “LOOK, UP IN THE SKY!”

    “IT’S A BIRD!”

    “IT’S A PLANE!”

    SPLAT!—-

    “…it’s a bird…"

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Too bad it didn’t happen to Rat

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    Ed_Bickford creator over 6 years ago

    well…poo on me..

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    steverinoCT  over 6 years ago

    Once at our local beach, I found a primo parking spot up front, under a street lamp. Lesson learned: the seagulls perch on the lamp. From the beach straight to a carwash.

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    Barry Newton Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Tacky, Pastis. Gooey, too.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    Oh man, an omen. If the shoe fits, wear it.

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    CYGNUS X1  over 6 years ago

    That’s enough for now but that get things “moving”! OR This moment brought to you by a movement!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Another Pastis diamond. His mind must work in ways we will never understand!

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    battycomic Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Holy s@#$!

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    Lablubber   over 6 years ago

    Guy is sitting in a bar next to a pirate. He notices that the pirate has a hook where , a peg leg, and an eye patch. He asks, forgive me for asking, but how did you come to lose a hand, an eye, and a leg? The pirate replies, well me leg was the first to go. A cannon shot took it clean off. Me hand was lost a few years later in a duel with cutlasses. I see says the man. And the eye? I was laying on a beach and a seagull pooped on it. You lost your eye because of seagull poop? It was me first day with the hook.

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    John W. Vinson Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Yep. It’s an omen pigeon!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Being pooped on by a bird means you’ll get visited by Sam and Ella.

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    That message was brought to you, Pig, by the famous Foo Bird. And you know what they say….

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    GeifuKe  over 6 years ago

    Pig knows what about birdly squat?

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    GeifuKe  over 6 years ago

    The latest scoop about the latest in bird poop.

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    GeifuKe  over 6 years ago

    Pig got a head hit from a bird loaded with dead ……..

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    ND Cool Z  over 6 years ago

    I remember when Stephan Pastis couldn’t get away with poop jokes about 10 years ago (he couldn’t even use the word “poop”), but it looks like he can now publish a comic showing Pig getting bird pooped on. Well done, Steph! Honestly, I wonder how Dav Pilkey could get away with that kind of stuff in his Captain Underpants books…

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    alantain  12 months ago

    Oh, big deal! One little bird! I got bombed by a whole flock of geese! Canada geese! Grass-eating Canada geese! Eeeewww!

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