Pickles by Brian Crane for May 04, 2018

must’ve been his stomach growling for a midnight snack

At least he didn’t think it was the bathroom and peed.

I thought the punchline was gonna be something about moths.

LOL! It must’ve been the voice of Earl’s stomach telling him to go towards the light. ;p

That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.

That’s how I will ‘go’.

I’ve had that dream…

I had a weird dream the other night. I dreamt that I was doing #1 in the toilet. It wasn’t apparent when I started that the toilet was clogged. And I had so much to void that the toilet overflowed, leaving a real mess to clean up and sanitize. Then I woke up and made my middle of the night trip. Fortunately my dream did not come true. Of course I do have other dreams that I wish would come true. ;-)

When my dad was in hospice, his “spiritual advisor” once asked him if he could “see the light”. He said he could and the advisor asked if he wanted to go toward it, because it was ok. He declined.

My mom was in the other room and heard everything. After the advisor left she asked my dad if he had really seen the light.

He said, “Yeah, you left it on in the hallway. Want to shut it off?”

And people wonder where I get my sense of humor from.

….and I was holding a “Dagwood sandwich”!

Well as long as you didn’t find Gozer in there.

You forgot to shut the door Earl.

Sounds about right. Heaven is a fridge full of food.