Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 08, 2010

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    mrbribery  over 14 years ago

    Yes, the old ā€œsecret side doorā€ trick!

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    IncognitoPenguin  over 14 years ago

    Thatā€™s the 3rd time heā€™s fallen for it this month!

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    Alabama Al  over 14 years ago

    In any real world situation, Overkill would have only himself to blame for an impostor getting $50,000,000.

    First off, fraud or no, unless ā€œKarzaiā€ would accept a check (very unlikely), Jeff couldnā€™t have just handed him $50,000,000 in cash. Even in all $100 bills (and assuming no air space between the bills), a mass of money of that amount would be a block of about 20 cubic feet (approx. 2.75 feet on a side) and weigh about 1100 pounds. Somewhat unwieldy a mass, even if broken down to smaller units.

    Yes, there are bank accounts in various countries to which funds could be transferred, but I think it unlikely Overkill would give Jeff authority to transfer that much money anywhere ā€“ assuming Jeff even knew how to do it. So, someone in Overkillā€™s organization had to transfer it for him once the ā€œdealā€ was struck. Jeff couldnā€™t have done this by himself.

    Yeah, I know this is just a comic, but still ā€¦

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    Wildcard24365  over 14 years ago

    @Alabama_Al

    Who knows? That might be a plot point,,,

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    odeliasimone  over 14 years ago

    Well, it only stands to reasonā€¦. an imposter gave the money away to an imposter. Sounds like justice to me.

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    pirate227  over 14 years ago

    Gilligaaaaan!

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    txmystic  over 14 years ago

    Skinnerrrrrrrrrr!

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    txmystic  over 14 years ago

    Actually, overkill might send Redfern on a mission to recover the money, thus giving him the chance to make his legend realā€¦or completely destroying the mystique via the usual monumental catastropheā€¦

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    babka Premium Member over 14 years ago

    why Redfern is still alive is a great mystery.

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    ramblero  over 14 years ago

    Clearly Overkill gave Doofus $50,000,000 in counterfeit billsā€¦

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    ramblero  over 14 years ago

    Clearly Overkill gave Doofus $50,000,000 in counterfeit billsā€¦

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    jeanne1212  over 14 years ago

    Iā€™m backing the Prfesser on this oneā€¦ GT has dasterdly plan afootā€¦ ā€˜s why he ā€˜s The Bossā€¦, not us!

    Following a plot is hard enough ā€“ formulating one is genius!

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    Mythreesons  over 14 years ago

    Enjoyed the artistā€™s interview on John Stewart the other night. Since I didnā€™t start reading Doonesbury forty years ago, I had no idea there were so many characters. Also the reason I have trouble following some of the story lines.

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    yumitori  over 14 years ago

    Fortunately it was only $50 million dollars. Itā€™s not like weā€™re talking about real money hereā€¦

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    mpguy2  over 14 years ago

    Alabama_Al ā€¦ Are you sure the mass would be only 20 cubic feet? Iā€™ve been to the Federal Reserve Bank, where bills are packaged in ā€œcash-packsā€ of 16,000 bills. (One cash pack of $100 bills would be worth $1.6 million, so it would take 31.25 of these packs to equal $50 million.)

    ONE cash pack is a couple of feet wide, around a foot tall, and weighs 32 pounds. So Jeff would hae handed ā€œKarzaiā€ a package about the size of a walk-in closet, weighing a little over 1,000 pounds.

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    Nemesys  over 14 years ago

    Serves Overkill right for using old-fashioned methods for making bribes in the 21st century. Modern corrupt politicians, extortionists, and blackmailers insist on PayPal.

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    puddleglum1066  over 14 years ago

    Actually the fifty mill was in the form of a McDonaldā€™s gift card.

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    Alabama Al  over 14 years ago

    Actually bherbert, thatā€™s why I stipulated that the air space between the bills was not included ā€“ I was talking about one solid mass of paper and ink ā€“ the absolute minimum volume. In actually, an actual crate containing $50,000,000 in $100 bills would undoubtedly be much more voluminous, so your estimate is more real-world (or as real-world as it is). However, the weight would still be around 1100 pounds.

    As an aside, the Federal government ceased printing Federal Reserve Notes larger than the $100 denomination in 1946. All notes larger than $100 were removed from general circulation in 1968.

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    TheSkulker  over 14 years ago

    And I just heard that the initial print run of 1.1 million of the new $100 bills have wrinkles in them and will have to be scrapped!

    Heh. Iā€™ll take them. I donā€™t mind a few wrinkles! ;-)

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    FriscoLou  over 14 years ago

    Today is the 30th anniversary of getting 5 stitches in my eye ball. Me and John Lennon had a bad day that day, worse for him than me. This was the Doonesbury strip that day.

    RIP John.

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    Sluffo Premium Member over 14 years ago

    As late as the early 90ā€™s you could still request $500 bills from the bank. They would have to order them from the Fed.

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