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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 08, 2010
Transcript:
Jeff: An imposter? No way, Mr. Overkill! I gave the money to Karzai in his office at the Presidential Palace! Mr. Overkill: Uh-huh... and you're absolutely sure you were in Karzai's office? Jeff: Positive, sir! An aide showed me in through a... uh... Overkill: A what? Jeff: ... a secret side door. Overkill: Oooh! A secret side door! Then it must've been him!
mrbribery over 14 years ago
Yes, the old āsecret side doorā trick!
IncognitoPenguin over 14 years ago
Thatās the 3rd time heās fallen for it this month!
Alabama Al over 14 years ago
In any real world situation, Overkill would have only himself to blame for an impostor getting $50,000,000.
First off, fraud or no, unless āKarzaiā would accept a check (very unlikely), Jeff couldnāt have just handed him $50,000,000 in cash. Even in all $100 bills (and assuming no air space between the bills), a mass of money of that amount would be a block of about 20 cubic feet (approx. 2.75 feet on a side) and weigh about 1100 pounds. Somewhat unwieldy a mass, even if broken down to smaller units.
Yes, there are bank accounts in various countries to which funds could be transferred, but I think it unlikely Overkill would give Jeff authority to transfer that much money anywhere ā assuming Jeff even knew how to do it. So, someone in Overkillās organization had to transfer it for him once the ādealā was struck. Jeff couldnāt have done this by himself.
Yeah, I know this is just a comic, but still ā¦
Wildcard24365 over 14 years ago
@Alabama_Al
Who knows? That might be a plot point,,,
odeliasimone over 14 years ago
Well, it only stands to reasonā¦. an imposter gave the money away to an imposter. Sounds like justice to me.
pirate227 over 14 years ago
Gilligaaaaan!
txmystic over 14 years ago
Skinnerrrrrrrrrr!
txmystic over 14 years ago
Actually, overkill might send Redfern on a mission to recover the money, thus giving him the chance to make his legend realā¦or completely destroying the mystique via the usual monumental catastropheā¦
babka Premium Member over 14 years ago
why Redfern is still alive is a great mystery.
ramblero over 14 years ago
Clearly Overkill gave Doofus $50,000,000 in counterfeit billsā¦
ramblero over 14 years ago
Clearly Overkill gave Doofus $50,000,000 in counterfeit billsā¦
jeanne1212 over 14 years ago
Iām backing the Prfesser on this oneā¦ GT has dasterdly plan afootā¦ ās why he ās The Bossā¦, not us!
Following a plot is hard enough ā formulating one is genius!
Mythreesons over 14 years ago
Enjoyed the artistās interview on John Stewart the other night. Since I didnāt start reading Doonesbury forty years ago, I had no idea there were so many characters. Also the reason I have trouble following some of the story lines.
yumitori over 14 years ago
Fortunately it was only $50 million dollars. Itās not like weāre talking about real money hereā¦
mpguy2 over 14 years ago
Alabama_Al ā¦ Are you sure the mass would be only 20 cubic feet? Iāve been to the Federal Reserve Bank, where bills are packaged in ācash-packsā of 16,000 bills. (One cash pack of $100 bills would be worth $1.6 million, so it would take 31.25 of these packs to equal $50 million.)
ONE cash pack is a couple of feet wide, around a foot tall, and weighs 32 pounds. So Jeff would hae handed āKarzaiā a package about the size of a walk-in closet, weighing a little over 1,000 pounds.
Nemesys over 14 years ago
Serves Overkill right for using old-fashioned methods for making bribes in the 21st century. Modern corrupt politicians, extortionists, and blackmailers insist on PayPal.
puddleglum1066 over 14 years ago
Actually the fifty mill was in the form of a McDonaldās gift card.
Alabama Al over 14 years ago
Actually bherbert, thatās why I stipulated that the air space between the bills was not included ā I was talking about one solid mass of paper and ink ā the absolute minimum volume. In actually, an actual crate containing $50,000,000 in $100 bills would undoubtedly be much more voluminous, so your estimate is more real-world (or as real-world as it is). However, the weight would still be around 1100 pounds.
As an aside, the Federal government ceased printing Federal Reserve Notes larger than the $100 denomination in 1946. All notes larger than $100 were removed from general circulation in 1968.
TheSkulker over 14 years ago
And I just heard that the initial print run of 1.1 million of the new $100 bills have wrinkles in them and will have to be scrapped!
Heh. Iāll take them. I donāt mind a few wrinkles! ;-)
FriscoLou over 14 years ago
Today is the 30th anniversary of getting 5 stitches in my eye ball. Me and John Lennon had a bad day that day, worse for him than me. This was the Doonesbury strip that day.
RIP John.
Sluffo Premium Member over 14 years ago
As late as the early 90ās you could still request $500 bills from the bank. They would have to order them from the Fed.