Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 14, 2018

I know the feeling.

I’ve reached the point where I assume most of the people I meet are younger than I am, the ones that I am sure are older are OLD

Kudos to him on self-awareness. Most people take a lot longer to see that.

I’m not the youngest looking old person I know (66), but I see a lot of men ten years younger that look much older.

As long as you’re not seeing dead people….

Well, that just depressed the s*** out of me…

I liked the cartoon where a couple were sitting at the bar. Guy: “Look at the old couple sitting at the other end of the bar.” Wife: “Dear, that’s a mirror!”

Last week, the fast food cashier gave me a senior discount. I’m only 48, but I guess the gray beard hides that fact.

My kids are older than me now. Ok, they have kids of their own in their homes that they are dealing with while nothing stops me from behaving less mature.

I see people younger than me … retiring! :(

Well, Ralph could have a friend like mine — he’s 12 years my junior but constantly tells me “It sucks getting old.”

I recently read a local magazine that listed the area’s best doctors. I found my primary-care-provider listed under Gerontology. THAT was a kick in the head!

Hey—getting old beats the heck out of the alternative!