Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 07, 2018

Michael Cohen ?

“I do not think it means what you think it means.”

Some WISH there were no questions asked.

Yup. Disappear for good. You won’t see your toaster ever again.

He’ll make sure it’s toast.

While unclear to most people, the Fixer Shop claims to operate with a Cohen-sive business plan.

toasters, blenders, rice cookers, coffee makers….in a shrewd consolidation of business resources, he fills them with cement to help make problem people disappear.

What a freakin’ Dork. lol

Kind of like the medical insurance agency after the ACA: Legalized extortion.

As I usually tell my quilting students: operator error accounts for 99% of your machines’ “problems.”

Tonight, the toaster sleeps with the fish fryer.

So the toaster gets fixed — what will they do if the toaster wants to have kids???

for $130,000 or so, your toaster problem will become toast

Once again, very funny comic!

I think this was the guy Stormy was more worried about than a lawsuit. In some ways, she is safer for having gone public, than disappearing permanently in relative obscurity.

“Psst, hey bud, you want I should take Toasty here for a little ride?”

“How will that fix the faulty heating element?”

“Ahh, I getcha. I’ll use my heater on ’im…”

Something completely different… Does anyone know what the “10” setting on a toaster is for? I have never used above “3” .

“And it only costs a nickel.”

“A NICKEL?”

“Right.” (For a dime, tell me where this dialogue came from!)

Ha! LOL

Bagels. Make it toast bagels.

Man, no wonder the dog didn’t want to come with us!