Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 27, 2018

So there ARE monsters under the bed!

Oh my!

I’m getting dizzy!

It shouldn’t be taking this long just to fabricate the tape. Who is the editor on that project?

I loved Der Furor’s latest rant about Cohen. He wasn’t Trump’s lawyer he only had to do one thing the NDA!! So Der Furor admits he knew about it! In days of yore, king’s had jesters to tell them sad truths. Der Furor is his own jester, LOL!

Making America Great Again Goes “Boink?”

And NOW he admits that he DID spend the Night in Moscow after lying for over a year and telling everyone that he DIDN’T!!

I loved the expressions on the faces of the hosts of Fox and Friends. They had what I call the expression of being slapped in the face with a wet fish. They had no idea what to say or how they could get him to shut up.

Hail to the Bed-wetter-in-Chief.

I wonder if Ruben has visited the subreddit /r/donaldandhobbes on Reddit?

You have to admire the sheer raw imagination of a school that names its school newspaper r“School Newspaper.” (Then again, the number of times Little Donald used the word “business” in a row in his insane rant yesterday probably proves that his vocabulary isn’t the greatest, so I suppose the name of the paper is appropriate……….)

The problem that most pathological liars have, is they can’t keep their lies straight. They tend to forget what lies they’ve told, when they’ve told them, and to whom.

The Liar-in-Chief really believes the lies he tells are, ( at the time he tells them ), the truth !

Little Donald doesn’t think it is a lie if it helps him. It is only a lie if it goes against him. Even his imaginary friends have abandoned him in his darkest hour. And he has lied himself into a corner where he pretends not to know about the documents he didn’t sign, but he wants them to hold up. All is not lost it is 2018 and there is another election cycle. His Russian handlers should be contacting him to give him his orders soon.

And we haven’t even mentioned the ‘Noodle Incident’ yet.

“It takes two to lie, Marge. One to lie, and one to listen.” — Homer (the Simpson)

If Bill Watterson were dead, the RPM’s of his coffin right now could power a major city….