The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 11, 2018

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    That’s how we do it here… it’s the American Standard.

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    Bilan  over 6 years ago

    Do not ask for whom the TP rolls, it rolls for thee.

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    Nyckname  over 6 years ago

    It’s sad that you’ve resorted to toilet humor.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Quasi is feeling flushed with success.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 6 years ago

    But his career tanked shortly after that.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Frollo lost that bowl game.

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    jreckard  over 6 years ago

    Victor: Well, we both have to go. You can go first.

    Quasimodo: No, that’s OK, Victor. You go.

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    fkanderson Premium Member over 6 years ago

    You’re a sick hump. Love your work.

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    joe piglet Premium Member over 6 years ago

    The last words Frollo hears is: “I am the Victor!, over Hugo”

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    osceola  over 6 years ago

    I guess this is the origin of the word “plunger.”

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    Nate England  over 6 years ago

    They’re not even finished. They’re only Quasi-completed.

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    StratmanRon  over 6 years ago

    Awww. And Quasi was only trying to clean up his stoppage. Clearly he angered to toilet bowl Gods.

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    jreckard  over 6 years ago

    Digging latrines is a tankless job.

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    TurbosDad  over 6 years ago

    Is that what they mean by a “bowl movement”?

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    posstockhoarder  over 6 years ago

    Who you gonna Kohler?

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    SunflowerGirl100  over 6 years ago

    How wonderful to have a punning joke based on a literary classic!

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 6 years ago

    It’s nice to see Johnny from Pee-Wee’s Playhouse getting out from under the type-casting.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Shoot, I always thot it was the halfback of Notre Dame, but then an old girlfriend with a penchant for small cars confused me by saying it was the hatchback of Notre Dame. Now I don’t know what to believe any more.

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    SavannahJim Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I think we’ve plumbed the depth of this panel.

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    pcolli  over 6 years ago

    That smelly Irish lizard, Commode O’Dragon.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 6 years ago

    “Stanktuary!”

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Time for lunch… back of Notre Dame. :>)

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    Charlie Tuba  over 6 years ago

    Why do I have to put up with this $#!†?

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Not a good place to fall off the porcelain throne.

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