Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 11, 2018

no thank you

You should also honk when you slide out of control after hitting the slime.

Well, who doesn’t?

“What shall be his disguise?”“He will be Escargot.”

I think the leash is a bit much. I doubt that it can outrun Lio.

By he time you’ve read the sign, it’s slithered past.

Also honk if you want giant terrestrial pulmonate gastropod mollusks to pull over and let you pass.

It should have a bumper sticker that reads: “As a matter of fact I do own the road”

Look at that es car go !

Honk, Honk!

With butter and garlic? Sure!

That leash would fall off because of the slime. It can protect the terrestrial gastropod from being sliced by a sharp razor! B.O.N.

It’s the Lou Carcolh!

I take we’re out for a leisurely stroll? Lio has to slow-walk this one (and clean up after)….

Everybody’s gonna have a lot of time to read that, I mean he is a snail.