Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for April 29, 2018

I have no idea, alas.

Trump avoided the Vietnam draft by showing up, dressed in drag.

I say we need to get to the bottom of who is paying these people to provide their streaming commentary on the office formerly occupied by Barack and Michelle.

Trump’s hair [<—“alleged”] secretly colluded with Ronald Reagan’s redacted garter collection to trick an 18-year-old Elon Musk into colonizing Mars so that Trump could mine the surface for Mars bars. Failure to fulfill this mission is what caused the US Mars bar to be discontinued in 2002.

I’ll go with he has only the snake brain.

Did Berke declare a winner in the Facebook thread?

I don’t believe I just read the phrase “tarted up Garfield peeing on a Trump steak.” With accompanying illustration.

MAJOR points for “shenaniganary.”

Never mind that… just what was done with Bill’s brain in the interim?

It was Opus in “The night of the Mary Kay Commandos”

That he was playing hanky panky with Stormy Daniel’s older sister Partly Cloudy Daniel in the back of Trump’s 1978 Orange Yugo, (or as Trumpy called it Hugo) parked in front of the KFC on 7th Ave. He later described it as the best legs he ever had.

He was suffering from wild delusions that he would go down in history as the best U.S. president one day and would be widely respected for his treatment of women and minorities.

Sigh…I used to find humor in this strip. Like Michelle Wolf’s rant at the WHC dinner, this is nothing but boorish leftist propaganda now.

It is becoming increasingly evident that Berkely has lost his mind and now the only question is, has his insanity progressed to the point that he should be confined to a padded cell?

Trump secretly backed Billy and the Boingers so he could pass information to the Kremlin to derail the Tuba Disarmament Treaty.

I first read that as “Bill the Cat Flushie” and said, No. Then I read “Bill the Cat Plushie” and said Hell NO!

@William Green

You do realize that satirizing a lunatic is evidence of a mind that is kept, not lost, while the lunatic’s mind (to use the term loosely) is a danger to society? Ask a few conservative icons like George Will or David Brooks or Michael Gershon (and plenty of others) who is more likely to have lost his mind, Berk or Trump?

Keep it up, Berkley, you’ve hit a nerve.

Does DJT read this strip or does he spend all his free time on Twitter?

Hilarious!

Tater tots?

Trump’s brief but meaningful youthful flirtation with Scientology. It explains so much.

The Donald was slumlord to a young but ambitious Barry Obama, who paid for his sub-standard apartment with bags of “marijuana” (actually a blend of Irish Breakfast and Sleepytime™ teas), which future President T then re-sold – at a huge markup – at the Limelight nightclub, but not before smoking a large quantity of the highly volatile combination of teas, which left him with permanent cravings for KFC and Big Macs.

There is no flotsam left. There is no evidence. One may only conclude that it all fictional, almost like a comic strip or “fake news” advocacy journalism.

On a purely side issue, I’m not sure I could cuddle up to a Bill the Cat plushie. Maybe I could put it on a shelf and admire it from safely afar….

The biggest thing I remember was Russia pulled out of Afghanistan….Funny now the U S is there……Russia?? Trump?? Cowinkie dinkie??? Send my Plushie of Opus of Opus as quick as you can!!!!!

two of t-rumps past discretions were redacted……1st – t-rump was actually born in kenya and adopted later…..2nd – in the body of bill the cat he fathered a slew of kitten litters with a russian donskoy(https://iheartcats.com/5-cat-breeds-from-russia/)….the kittens went on to infiltrate american embassies around the world, hacking hairballs on critical computers, facilitating data breaches…

Humor so low you’d need a shovel in a graveyard to find the punchline.

Clearly the correct answer is “whatever he saw in Marla”

Actually, Trump’s brain was left there in Bill the Cat’s head. The guy in the White House actually has BB’s brain!

I don’t need the plushie. I still have my original Bill the Cat. Still has the instruction tag that says, “Do not iron tongue.”

What Trump left in Bill the Cat’s cranium is nudies of Ivanka!

I spot a trend here. Doonesbury invaded Reagan’s brain about the same period. Calvin’s Spaceman Spiff recently invading Kim Jog-Un’s head explains a lot, Snoopy finally realised his flying dreams back in the 60s by getting inside JFK’s thoughts and let’s not forget Beetle Bailey wandering into Saddam Hussein’s noggin. Trump was just looking for inspiration for political notions more whacked out than those he could come up with on his own.