Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 23, 2018

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    Bilan  over 6 years ago

    Does his bumper sticker say God is My Co-Author?

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    danketaz Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Explains why he had to wander around for forty years. His publisher booked the tour.

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    Display  over 6 years ago

    Take these three tablets and call me in the morning, Mister Brooks.

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    dot-the-I  over 6 years ago

    No one could read their tablets anyway. (Roman numerals devised some four centuries after the supposed time of the Exodus.)

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    Say What? Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Safer than getting autographs from a burning bush. The publisher would have faced a major drawback with book tours if he moved to paperback.

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    pcolli  over 6 years ago

    Ghost written, eh?

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    tripwire45  over 6 years ago

    That’s odd. I thought they’d be in Hebrew.

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    Masterskrain  over 6 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I48hr8HhDv0

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 6 years ago

    The sign should read, “Meet the Scribe!”

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    Ontman  over 6 years ago

    The alternate title, ‘Made to be Broken’.

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    the lost wizard  over 6 years ago

    So Moses broke the “Thou shalt not steal” commandment by proclaiming himself as author. Only nine more to go. Bring on the adultery.

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    SkyFisher  over 6 years ago

    Um, the Ten Commandments were in the second book, Exodus. Genesis was the first. So this is the first tour for the second book.

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    Nyckname  over 6 years ago

    Subtitled, The Musings of an Incredibly Insecure Deity.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  over 6 years ago

    Next tour up, Melania.

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    bookworm0812  over 6 years ago

    Better check with The Almighty and make sure it’s OK for you to sign it.

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    Bookworm  over 6 years ago

    The Ten Commandments were only the prologue. Leviticus and Deuteronomy contain the whole of the Law. And it’s pretty harrowing to read. “Clean,” “unclean,” and “abomination(s)” abound (in the KJV, anyway). But it does get pretty racy at times (especially the provisions delineating who can marry whom).

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    unclepablo  over 6 years ago

    I thought Jesus replaced all those with the one Golden Rule… Old Testament vs New Testament issues again…

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    feverjr Premium Member over 6 years ago

    The Bible was stolen from so many other cultures… to plagiarize is divine

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 6 years ago

    Divine blasphemy.

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    wirepunchr  over 6 years ago

    That doesn’t look like Charlton Heston at the table.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 6 years ago

    The Ten Commandments Are Obsolete

    The Ten Commandments? Obsolete, my friend

    On me (your anti-conscience) please depend

    Instead of one god only, have a few

    If you get lucky some might follow YOU

    And honoring thy parents makes no sense

    Unless you move back to their residence

    And never take the good Lord’s name in vain

    Unless, of course, you’re ticked off or in pain

    And Sabbath-honoring? So yesterday

    In these enlightened times sin every day

    And don’t create an evil graven image

    Unless thereby you do your rivals damage

    Bear no false witness against friend or neighbor

    Unless, of course, it lessens your own labor

    And stealing in this modern day and age?

    Both Wall and Main Street think it’s all the rage

    Adultery can be a lovely game

    Preventing sex from being “same ol’ same ol’ same”

    And coveting thy neighbor’s wife and ass

    Can be a treat, but only if the lass

    Be well and truly formed, so here’s my rule:

    Where wife is lacking, covet only mule

    Concerning killing, causing rigor mortis

    Only R.J. Reynolds ever rivals Phillip Morris

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 6 years ago

    With so few customers, he’ll never make a good profit.

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    Kali  over 6 years ago

    Well, it’s not as if the real writer is going to challenge your assumption of credit, Moses.

    Oh wait….

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    will_ya_001  over 6 years ago

    Actually, God wrote them with His own hand, not Moses chipping a dictation.

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    Serpaco  over 6 years ago

    How funny, this atheist cartoonist. Come judgement day, he will joyfully want to eat all his religious cartoons. Come judgement Day

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    hermit48  over 6 years ago

    Ref Serp – And thus is displayed the sense of humor of absolute faith.

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