Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 07, 2018

Was your FFF, by chance, a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple poop people eater?

For the record, I am not one of the UNDEReducated curmudgeons.

I enjoyed this week

And our friends, are all aboard. Mqny more of us, live next door. And the band begins to play.

We all live in a fecal submarine, a fecal submarine, a fecal submarine!

How mqny people are willing to above and beyond, you ask?

The answer, naturally, is that children don’t eat enough dirt.

I went in the jailhouse, all the little prisoners go bleep, bleep, bleep. Flush the toilet, Flush the toilet. The drama was as intense as lame comics poetry week (lcpw). Flush It!

Grace The Face is blushing,

As I am flushing.

The term ‘dingleberries’ is a weird one. Matter produced for the transplant doesn’t make any dingling noise, and it doesn’t much taste like berries. Much.

Wh@t @ lo@d of cr@p..

I take a week off in Paris, and this is what I get?!

I apparently missed a week of lame comics poetry, which I would have cherished a chance to participate in; the latest scientific poopery articles passed me right by; and my micturating indiscretions, which I thought had been consigned to the forgotten compost heap of lameness, are thrown up in my face. On top of all that, Paris in the Spring, so axiomatically admired and lionized, featured rain squalls, a May Day Labor celebration in which all museums were closed, and a Métro strike.

@ROTIFER THALWEG

Ahhhhh….

Men, men, men, men, men, men,It’s a ship all filled with men,You’ll never have to lift the seat, There’s no one here but men!

- Martin Mull / Steve Martin

Today’s FA has been awarded the Frog Applause™ – Rotifer Thalweg Gocomics Appreciation Society* Certificate of Merit.

* FARTGAS

P.S. Teresa has promised to up her acronym game. FFF & LCPW (and, according to disinterested objective observer @ARIANNE, FAOBMF) are no match for FARTGAS (can I get an amen, @ARIANNE?).

P.P.S. Unfortunately, FARTGAS has cancelled the ceremony to award the Certificate of Merit – @COLTISH1 micturated on it.

Eat poop and bark at the moon.

Surprised no one’s mentioned smiling like a possum eating a fecal transplant donation yet.

I was once involved in a discussion as to who had the worst job over the years … the winner was a guy who had to pick dingleberries out of raw sheep wool ….

Coprophagic grin?

My life is a swirl of colors

flowing, mixing, undermining each other

the past and future tint the present

with lost chances not taken

and myriad streams of alternative realities

endlessly flowing in a kaleidoscope of possibilities

rendering me into a history of complete indecision

So now, being full of shit is a good thing? What a topsy-turvy world we live in.

Everybody wants to get in on the act.

Conservators in England have uncovered 17th-century potty humor in a painting owned by the Royal Family, Smithsonian.com reports. It turns out that Isack van Ostade’s “A Village Fair With a Church Behind” (1643) — as the painting was perhaps cheekily titled — shows a man with his pants down relieving himself in the middle of a busy street.

Staff at the Royal Collection Trust discovered this “surprising element,” as they called it, while cleaning the painting ahead of an upcoming exhibition at the Queen’s Gallery. They realized that a bush in the right foreground wasn’t original to the painting but had been added in 1903. As they started removing it, the squatting peasant appeared.

https://hyperallergic.com/251581/oh-shit-british-royal-collection-finds-pooper-hidden-in-17th-century-painting/

Oh those rascally Dutch! They knew so well that all the world loves potty humor, even if unadmitted; Menneke Pis boldly leading the way.

Well, LCPW is over, and here we are, wallowing in the mud.

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I am not an animal!

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(Sadly, the Surveillance Pickle proves otherwise.)

Did one of FFF’s ‘fecal transplants’ escape and start drawing flies over on Bent Objects today?

New born babies take about 3 weeks to start obtaining the necessary gut bacteria. The gut fauna varies from continent to continent and is like a biological road map of people immigrating.

This loopy lad thinks we should appreciate his tomfoolery! What a load!

Some serious and not so hopeful thoughts on the matter: https://www.fiercebiotech.com/biotech/seres-shares-crash-after-microbiome-drug-flunks-phii

@KRSUNDB. Wow. I looked up your profile. You have been FA-silent for over two years. What is your secret? How did you control yourself?

You should do a Ted Talk on how Frog Applause (which cannot be genrefecated) brings success to one’s professional and personal life.

It’s like a creativity transplant. This will be required until they come up with a pill.

Do the book! Make it fancy with many lame features!