Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 24, 2018

“Do the words ‘murder-suicide pact’ mean anything to you?”

Could have been worse… It could have been Bill the cat…

Eeyoww!

“Don’t blame me if it rains,” said Eeyore.

Life? Don’t talk to me about life…

Everyone: This is the best series of comments I’ve seen in a while.

now that’s MY KIND of support animal. “never, mind,” said in the voice of Eeyore “wouldn’t make any difference anyway.”

Depends on the emotion… Snerks I like it.

hey – that’s MY emotional support animal!

I would have gone with Tigger. But then that would be like giving coffee to Hammy the squirrel.

as a kid, didn’t most of us lug around teddies as emotional support?

Way to bring it again, Parisi! Kudos!

Just give Eeyore some thistles and he’ll ‘cheer’ up.

“Sitting on thistles doesn’t do them any Good. Take all the Life out of them.”

Eeyore from “Eeyore’s gloomy Little Instruction Book” by A. A. Milne

You better buy a present for Eeyore, mister, like maybe an empty honey put to keep things in.

At least it isn’t Marvin the Support Robot

Eeyore’s always been too positive for my taste.

Well this dude does look like a veteran or a rape victim, so as with all frauds I wish all the bad luck in the world.

Thanks for noticing me!