Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 29, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    Thursday: Went in to the gym and picked up a brochure.

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    alaskajohn1  over 6 years ago

    Sounds like regression, Pig.

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    chris_weaver  over 6 years ago

    Baby steps!

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    santa72404  over 6 years ago

    At least Pig is exercising his wrist.

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    ND Cool Z  over 6 years ago

    My workout progress: Monday – Thought about going to gym. Tuesday morning – Thought harder. Tuesday afternoon – Have to go because I have yoga class there starting in an hour (as of writing this comment).

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    dimndno  over 6 years ago

    We’ll see ya at the gym if you exercise by the window.

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    Bookworm  over 6 years ago

    I have just changed my bathroom’s name from “John” to “Jim.” Now I can honestly say I’ve gone to the Jim daily. Often several times.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Dang, you reminded me that I forgot to go to the gym yesterday….. that makes 312 days in a row…

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    seaton9  over 6 years ago

    On Thursday I drove through the parking lot

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    PrairieDog37  over 6 years ago

    MY wife goes to the gym. I wave to her as she leaves.

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    nickelwooden737  over 6 years ago

    Senor Pastis, you were going to be able to maintain the entirety of the, “Pee before pie except when pee has an ‘i’” spectrum, with your family coat-of-arms were you not?

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    Cerabooge  over 6 years ago

    I love seeing people driving to the gym and taking the elevator to the second floor.

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    eladee AKA Wally  over 6 years ago

    I workout every day but only recently have once again been able to do stairs due to a hip replacement requiring a lot of reconstruction. I does feel wonderful to once again be climbing stairs like a normal person!

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Pig’s Progress, or, The Slow, Very Slow Way to Weight Loss and Rock-hard Abs!

    When they wave back, Pig, it will be time for the next big step….

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    Kali  over 6 years ago

    I know the feeling, Pig…

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    Mike H  over 6 years ago

    Went to the gym, does that mean I must get out of my car? Was enjoying the free Wi-Fi so much.

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    PBS1!  over 5 years ago

    Moral: Be very specific in your directions, because your readers will try to twist them around.

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