Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 26, 2018

This brings to mind an obscure line from Toy Story,

“There’s got to be a less painful way to get my attention.”

Playing a smack sound effect over this strip is fun.

PSA: Never EVER smack a unicorn unless they give you express permission to do so. Who knows what kind of curse or magical punishment you’ll wind up with?

For what are friends?

I believe the often-spoken phrase “Take a picture! It lasts longer!” applies here quick nicely.

Stop staring at your reflection and go on Twitter like a normal narcissist.

I could never hurt Marigold Heavenly Nostrils ;_; just couldn’t

Mel Brooks wants to put this scene in his next movie, “Blazing Unicorns”……

Wouldn’t stirring up the water have the same effect (and be less painful)?

I like to see Marigold dance with herself.

How long can a unicorn hold it’s gaze?

That’s real friendship — helping a friend cope with her weaknesses.

KEEP YOUR REFLECTION OUT OF MY FRIGGIN’ LAKE!

my cat stares at himself in the mirror, and he was freaked out when i tried to give him water in a reflective bowl