Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 04, 2018

And they all watch Kim Kardashian and read romance novels and wear lipstick and high heels and play beach volleyball…

Can I offer you a drink? Oh no thanks I’m driving. That’s no problem in this household Dafne.

Clear his name? This isn’t going to go well. But maybe the identity of the pickup driver will be revealed. I assume Barry is going to say he’s the real culprit, fumbling for a CD in the dark.

She’s a girl. They all have cooties.

P1, Since we’re going to be talking about drinking here, may I offer you one? We usually start off with a nice stiff gin and tonic.

P2, Rum and diet coke it is, then!

P3, Just how is this going to clear your dad’s name, genius. Boo’s still dead, he’s still in jail and will be for a while, and it’s not the Cow Judge’s fault, and oh yeah, you’re still a dick. Does that help?

Clear his name? His DUI daddy murdered an innocent, an classmate! Enough of this jerk, the slack he was cut last year was obviously wasted effort.

Only way his dad’s “name gets cleared” is if he’s a crony of Prez Lump.

Diet this you sexist pig!

P2 Is “She’s a girl” redundant or did Barry feel a need to clarify cuz you couldn’t tell by looking at Dafne’s Double “Ds” (which she is squeezing together to distract Barry)?!!!

P1 – BB is definitely trying to hide his attraction to DD’s DD’s. But poor mom, looks like she’s not taking her husband’s incarceration too well, she’s wasting away.

In all reality , that’s a great ant colony you have here Barry ! Thanks ,I have names for each and every one of them .

I sense a hit piece on the Bader clan coming in the next issue of the Milford Gazette.

How do the Baders manage to stay in their home? Does Mom command a great salary in the workplace?

P1- Warren Zevon is crooning Excitable Boy on the Zenith as Master covers up.

They shoulda hired Joe the Bartender form Central City to ’freshen it up"

When I first got out of college I had a girlfriend that drank Budweiser (while everyone was drinking light beers) and she could belch with the best of them. And she was beautiful…the good old days.

I ’ll have a Hoo with hootch.

Ya, ya see, it was a frame up. The guy dad was trying to sell solvents to was the real driver. Dad took a deal to take the rap if Mom and I were taken care of. Hey, I used to watch a lot of old movies. Did I tell you that?

This is an entire strip of angry arms. They’re cross in every panel.