Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 02, 2018

Yeah, but no barbecue grill, either. You don’t want to eat him raw, do you?

Gives a real incentive to cure him of his cannibal fetish right quick, doncha think?

So, what’s for dinner?

Hey, Doc: Don’t ask him if he liked his mother – you might not want to know.

Well, THAT bites…

Just keep swimming, just keep swiiiiiming……

It must be serendipity !

( What ? Oh, that was yesterday’s ?….Well never mind, then.)

Best desert island joke ever!

I’d opt for fishing.

That’s a bit much to swallow

There are 2 life rings and the doctor can always hope that his chair is also a flotation device. Time to head for the next available island and set up practice with new clientele.

Why is it on cartoon islands there is always one palm tree, not two, or none, just one measly palm tree? :)

Later, he was walking around the island, and passed his doctor.

Interesting how despite being in the same scenario, the patient is wearing tattered clothes while the therapist is wearing a full, undamaged suit. Makes you wonder about the therapist’s capabilities.

Non renewable food source.

He can add a BS to his PHD. (Béarnaise Sauce)

So tell me, when did you first realize that you ate your parents?

Therapist in a nice Coconut Milk Sauce.