Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 11, 2018

He’s just jealous at how well hung the elephant is.

As they are generously funded by a foundation grant, they are well endowed.

I’m not following the punchline either, Rat and Pig. What’s so not funny, CSC?

“Bart! They said you was hung!”

“And they were right!”

Blazing Saddles

According to Cullen Murphy in CARTOON COUNTY, syndicate censors wouldn’t let comic strips show dirty socks on a chair!

I think I know why CSC is here. It’s well hung = It has a huge d***

Yes.

You’re there because you’rer a moron who can’t get that some words and phrase have multiple meanings.

Is Rat saying the Elephant is gay?

HEY that picture is just like me….,A little crooked

As Frank Zappa would ask “are you hung up?”

What if it had been a portrait of a cat as described by a certain matronly sales associate at Grace Brothers’ department store?

Must be out of wit today to result to this age old joke. Ho-hum, sometimes to know ‘em is to tolerate male quirks.

Wow, a twofer.

But that a picture of Elly Elephant, a GIRL!!

CSC guy’s name is Tommy?

Really? No “They were framed”? Not even a “Pack your trunk and leave”? I am ashamed of you all.

Yeah, it’s well hung, although how straight it is could be probed… (It’s a proboscis, people. Sure, some elephants have been known to pick up items as small as a peanut with it… Pea_nut_.)

Is he related to One Hung Lo?

Not straight? That’s irrelephant.

Pig, you idiot, that’s his trunk!

The reminds me of something we heard on the last day of school — students were basically on their own, one asked Siri to tell a joke.

“What did the roommate say when the other roommate brought an elephant into the dorm?”

“Don’t mention it.”

I couldn’t help thinking of this bit from Robin Williams “Reality, What a Concept” album:

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Maybe we’re all missing the secret point here — Pastis is actually giving the GOP a dig.

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A: How do you pick anything up with that?

Gray Pride.

Oh go pick on Frank Cho at Liberty Meadows!

Sometimes, I think Cartoon-Boy is deliberately taunting Comic Strip Censor-Guy.

But he wouldn’t do that, would he?

Too risky?