Congress requires its members (its male members anyway) to wear colored nooses around their necks every day, cutting off the flow of blood to their brains. Explains a lot.
Hubby stopped wearing ties when he retired. When my sister died he couldn’t remember how to tie it and had to ask the undertaker if he’d help. That man told Hubby he’d have to lay down – and so he did! Stretched out on a sofa in the “parlor”!
danketaz Premium Member over 6 years ago
Try tying a Gordian Knot.
jreckard over 6 years ago
He needed bug spray when it was Jason and the Holdin’ Fleas.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 6 years ago
Just get a clip-on, already.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 6 years ago
Congress requires its members (its male members anyway) to wear colored nooses around their necks every day, cutting off the flow of blood to their brains. Explains a lot.
Display over 6 years ago
Didn’t he have a bow (tie) and arrow (shirt)?
pcolli over 6 years ago
About time we men had equality in the workplace. Why aren’t we allowed to show our cleavage and bare our legs in the summer?
osceola over 6 years ago
Is it Greek Week on Argyle Sweater?
waltermgm over 6 years ago
He’s fit to be tied.
nosirrom over 6 years ago
One day the Argonauts mutinied and gave Jason the slip knot.
Dani Rice over 6 years ago
Hubby stopped wearing ties when he retired. When my sister died he couldn’t remember how to tie it and had to ask the undertaker if he’d help. That man told Hubby he’d have to lay down – and so he did! Stretched out on a sofa in the “parlor”!
Radish the wordsmith over 6 years ago
Will there be a toga party after work today?
cjsm59 over 6 years ago
Jason (Alexander the Great?) and the Gordian Knot
J Quest over 6 years ago
Argh-go-nuts!
Radish the wordsmith over 6 years ago
Romen’ In The Gloamin’
Coyoty Premium Member over 6 years ago
It’s odyssey a tie on armor like that.