Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 12, 2018

Or “Allosaurus” or “Albertosaurus” or “Acrocanthosaurus”, or… wait, there’s no dorsal ridge, scratch that last one.

Please explain this to those who think the world is only 6000 years old.

What about “Pure Fantasy”

For the next letter I suggest “bail,” as in “let’s bail.”

Hence the pocket edition. Made running easier

Funny, it works all the time on BC.

To give you and idea how long dinosaurs reigned, there is more time between the Allosaurous and Tyrannosaurus than between the T-Rex and ourselves.

It’s about to be abridged.

One of my favorite accidental anachronisms was in a " blood and sand " ( gladiator ) movie, where one of the gladiators was wearing his wristwatch during one of the fight scenes.

I don’t think the first edition is gonna make it to print on time!

Guess the anachronism didn’t read the dictionary.

And Dinah lived on the Shore ;)

Followed by appetizer, which is what we are.

More like the last edition.

Fossil Record: Either God’s joke on paleontologists or God’s joke on Biblical Literalists. Take your pick.

Nonsense! My formerly-sweet cockatiel goes full T-Rex on my earlobe ever since he got his hormones and his head turned yellow, little bastard. (And don’t forget that there is a carving of a fully-fleshed stegosaurus on a wall of Angkor Wat. Did they have tenured paleontologists? I think not.)

I had an anachronism once but the flux capacitor fell off.

I never knew humans and dinosaurs co existed in the same time.

Sure they did, starting on September 30, 1960 on the ABC network in the USA.