Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for July 16, 2018

“Frank Nelson” type. ✨

Oh, no!

Not HIM again!

“Tuxedo Junction” a big song hit from the 1940’s!

If Walt is Jack Benny, where are Dennis Day, Phil Harris, and Rochester?

We know how good a salesman he is by how many jobs he’s had. He can’t keep on more than a few weeks it seems.

Oh no! Here we go again!

Well, the other Benny sales clerk would be Mel Blanc, but he’s doesn’t translate to print as well.

He’ll probably try to make Walt feel like he’s not worthy of wearing a tuxedo. Give him the full nelson.

Do any of you readers have videotapes of Frank Nelson doing commercials for a laundry detergent (school for newlyweds) or McDonald’s? Those were his last significant works.

So this is where Frank Nelson went. No one ever dies in Gasoline Alley.

At Walt’s age, I don’t think he should buy a tux. Just rent one.

This shtick has stopped being funny.