Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for June 30, 2018

Nah…not enough lists of possible side effects to try to counter all the ambulance-chasing lawyers.

Those commercials really are something to watch………just take our little pills and your world will be a perfect little paradise. Ohh…I want some of those and I’m not even sick!

“Ask your doctor if Caffeina is right for you.”

I suppose I could get cynical and complain about people who choose to live an unhealthy life style and then demand that they invent a pill to cure the consequences of said unhealthy life style. But upon reflection I know a lot of people who do “due diligence” to life style and still need chemical assistance. I’m one of them.

My blood work is spot on, but it wouldn’t be without assistance from “mother’s little helper” (If you can remember the Rolling Stones song). Cholesterol and A1C levels are held at bay with minimum doses of the appropriate medicines. Better living through chemistry (Another slogan for you old timers to figure out.)

The one I can think of involves bathtub vistas.

Coffee each day should keep the doctor away.

Why do so many people in drug commercials do everything in slow motion?

You must have spiked your coffee.

This is why I have a Tivo.

For every drug commercial there is one from a lawyer