Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 30, 2018

Meanwhile, the Sarlacc eats all the way around him like eating the crust off the bread first.

“Can Winky come out and play?”

“You know Winky can’t come out and play, the Sarlacc ate off his arms and legs.”

“We know, we just want to use him as a Frisbee.”

Maybe the Sarlacc is the equivalent of a teenager (i. e. only measly 2,5 million years old) and just having a vegetarian phase?

Come on, Dr. Mel – have a heart and send in some Donut-People!

“I see Winky under your tongue! SWALLOW HIM!”

Dr. Mel should volunteer to make the supreme sacrifice…

Shame doesn’t work,? Whodathunk?

I guess we’re not going to lose ensign Kenny this week.

I wonder if the Sarlacc would like to digest a few politicians? I know where they can find a several hundred to offer him!

Why has no one thought of throwing in a red shirt ensign?

Fresh Spleen!

The average Winky has about 105,800 calories. That might seem like a lot, but it isn’t much in comparison to some of the Sarlaac’s larger prey like Hutts. And Winkys have many low-nutritional parts like uniforms and cloned spleens.

“But I don’t like Spleenach!”

Just give him some Mac-n-Slpeen Cheese. Everybody loves it!

At least Winky’s spleen isn’t the first casualty of Dr. Mel…“ah, my spleen, er, uh, never mind.”

Maybe it’s trying to slim down to a size zero.

Good thing Dr. Mel keeps a huge supply of Winky replacements on hand.