Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 23, 2018

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    Sugar Bombs 95  over 6 years ago

    I wonder how long it took Dana to come up with gibberish that DIDN’T sound like scat singing.

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    Averagemoe  over 6 years ago

    Still more substance than the lyrics to a typical boy band song.

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    LobosSolos Premium Member over 6 years ago

    OK, before I read the punchline I was convinced that it was going to involve imitating a dial up modem.

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    codycab  over 6 years ago

    Oh, she’s not trying to cast a spell?

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    johndifool  over 6 years ago

    It’s hard to bargle nargle zauss with all these marbles in my mouth…

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Jet Screamer, call your office.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suafkk2vWNI

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    BiggerNate91  over 6 years ago

    Majestic faces in the first two panels.

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    Ken Gagne Premium Member over 6 years ago

    That third panel is terrifying — like something out of Charlie the Unicorn.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 6 years ago

    That’s almost as bad as Vogon Poetry.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Time for some Anita.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN3bPP42td0&frags=pl%2Cwn

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    eladee AKA Wally  over 6 years ago

    Beautiful Nonsense is an apt description of scat singing.

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    Charlie Tuba  over 6 years ago

    A-bop-bop-a-loom-op a-lop-bop-boom

    Tutti frutti au rutti

    Tutti frutti au rutti

    Tutti frutti au rutti

    Tutti frutti au rutti

    Tutti frutti au rutti

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    I’ve got a gal, named Sue

    She know just what to do

    I got a gal, named Sue

    She knows just what to do

    She rocks to the east

    She rolls to the west

    She’s the gal that I love best

    Tutti frutti au rutti

    Tutti frutti au rutti

    Tutti frutti au rutti

    Tutti frutti au rutti

    Tutti frutti au rutti

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    I’ve got a gal, named Daisy

    She almost drives me crazy

    I’ve got a gal, named Daisy

    She almost drives me crazy

    She knows how to love me

    Yes indeed, boy you don’t know

    What she’s doin’ to me

    Tutti frutti au rutti

    Tutti frutti au rutti

    Tutti frutti au rutti

    Tutti frutti au rutti

    Tutti frutti au rutti

    A-bop-bop-a-loom-op a-lop-bop-boom

    Tutti frutti au rutti

    Tutti frutti au rutti

    Tutti frutti au rutti

    Tutti frutti au rutti

    Tutti frutti au rutti

    A-bop-bop-a-loom-op a-lop-bop-boom

    I’ve got a gal named Daisy

    She almost drives me crazy

    I’ve got a gal, named Daisy

    She almost drives me crazy

    She knows how to love me

    Yes indeed, boy you don’t know

    What she’s doin’ to me

    Tutti frutti au rutti

    Tutti frutti au rutti

    Tutti frutti au rutti

    Tutti frutti au rutti

    Tutti frutti au rutti

    A-bop-bop-a-loom-op a-lop-bop-boom

    https://youtu.be/PKRfFEa9PGE

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 6 years ago

    Not the first scatcorn I’ve seen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjOe9f2Jr1I

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    Darwinskeeper  over 6 years ago

    Spock’s Beard did a different form of Gibberish.

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    josh_bisbee  over 6 years ago

    Let’s leave it to the master of Scat singing-The Scatman:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8

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    asrialfeeple  over 6 years ago

    I think Marigold just offended a couple of races

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    blackshire  over 6 years ago

    To NUN’YA BIDNESS™: I had never heard of scat singing before, either (its name, that is), but I have heard it many times. I hadn’t known that it had a specific name; I just figured it was a type of jazz singing (although Little Richard and other rock musicians definitely used/use it, too).

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    GlitchedOne  about 5 years ago

    My sister does that a lot.

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    bgrauman  over 3 years ago

    “Zigga Zigga Zug Zug Aak Aak Oooooooooooooh…………….”

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