Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 03, 2018

He was going buy Rat a drink but now he doesn’t have to bother.

Don’t do that with a woman, Rat! She might think you’re staring at her chest.

Which member of the herd is that guy?

That looks like a handy gadget!

I hear when you’re short you have to compensate somehow.

I’ve seen plenty of goatees, but this is the first goattie.

Why isn’t Rat wearing a tie? Is he a gate-crasher?

Even a nobody is somebody, at least some of the times, oh rats…

Hazmat suit sold separately.

Fire Torpedo 1 !

I would solve the problem with a quick whack on the end of the periscope. Then say excuse me, so sorry.

I actually kinda agree with Rat on this one

Where does Goat work?

And if you have dinner with Rat, be on the lookout for his extendable fork.

Actually, it let’s folks know who the real loser is.

So, if they are all co-workers, don’t they know each other? I work at a company with about 120 people. Except for a few newbies, I think I know everyone’s names.

I hate it when I have to resort to reading name tags, which is almost always, at any event where there are name tags. It can be so obvious and so embarrassing. But that’s what they are for, right?