Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 17, 2018

“I kill ya”? Shouldn’t it have been a KillBot?

When you don’t have a Mothers Day to celebrate, only a Fathers Day…

@GREASYOLDTAM: It is a bizarre was of honoring ‘IKEA’

“It was yesterday.”

“I had planned to have IGORE first, but he was too much in demand.”

Just 17 hours. I’d think hooking up the nerves and muscles would take longer.

The foot bone’s connected to the ankle bone,

The ankle bone’s connected to the leg bone …

I would rather just buying the monster off the shelf than having to put it together.

Ah… Tor Johnson

Wonder if he had the Allen wrench bronzed?

Did it come with Swedish meatballs?

I thought the advantage to TOR was that you couldn’t tell where it came from.

Did they do an inventory? check for missing parts, like the SPLEEN.

What a beautiful and touching Father’s Day story. sniff

If you followed Lego instructions as a kid, Ikea directions should be no problem.

If he went to medical school, would he be Doc Tor?

17 hours of labor – but oddly enough, Dr. Mel had only one contraction.

After Tor was charged up, Mel had Winky cut the power cord.