Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 08, 2018

Sloth, gluttony and SLUTtony — sounds like our current “president.”

Sluttony sounds like a completely different sin.

I shouldn’t say “guilty”. I prefer “fond”.

the correct term here would be ‘slotony’. ‘Slutony’ is a whole other issue.

I’d date a girl with that problem.

Gloth.

Great word. Gonna use it.

I knew some girls in high school with that problem.

My favorite was Lust, but alas, that was when I was much younger.

Why just go for one sin when you can combine several?

Pride is the Granddaddy of them all.

“Sluttony” sounds like it would be a lot more fun than just laziness and overeating.