Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 06, 2018

Crazy cucumber…

If your entire culture is appropriation , not appropriating would be cultural destruction.

Prepare to be assimilated either by doing the same or by your culture becoming part of the Great Swallow.

He must be young … so crunchy. But give him a few days and he’ll soften up. Then he’ll be downright limp.

Give him time – he’s still green…

He just wants to preserve his culture. A true conservative.

Some of the rebels there team up, use different condiments and spices and become kimchi.

We’ll have to put a lid on it if the language gets too salty.

Oh come on, Brewster’s just Gherkin your chain…

I expect the Vlasic stork to come along any time, now…!

Something about this just ain’t kosher….

Susan S. Where are you?

What do pregnant pickle people eat?

I think Brewster is fermenting dissent.

Maybe he’s just Bread and Buttering him up…

Watch it, Brewster, that last one was a pretty obvious pun.

“I really don’t relish this conversation…”

Keep landing those punches, Brewster. He’s a salty one, but you’ve got him on the vines.

Why aren’t they cucumber people? I guess becoming pickled is part of their ritual…