Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 05, 2018

Time to take a bite out of crime…

Where’s Cliff when you really need him? Oh, wait, it’s Cliff….

Explain the peculiarities of the polarity posed per pickle people and people’s pickles

Any relation to Poppy Ott’s Pedigreed Pickles?

A pickle from another planet? Is this Kosher?

One word….. relish.

Reminds me of “Life of Brian” – Pontius Pilate and his dear friend Biggus D…

That pickle is a real dilly.

well, at least it is palatable….

Seems Brewster has to pay the piper.

you know what goes good with pickles?

suffering succotash

Lavender’s blue, dilly dilly, lavender’s green,

When I am king, dilly dilly, you shall be queen.

Don’t forget to go to Pickle Fest!

Well, Brewster, this is another brine mess you’ve gotten yourself into…!

Sounds like the time I went to the dermatologist. She used a pink and purple pimple popper (say that five times fast!)

…pppppppppppppppppppft!!!

25 years ago, there was a lame movie called, what else, “The Pickle!”

A plethora of pithy platitudes is profound!

Peter picked a peck of pickle peeves…

Holy alliteration, Batman…!

Precipitating pernicious punster punishment, perfect.

Tim, you skipped the P’s that don’t start words!

Stop jerking the gherkin.

He seems particularly peevish.