Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 28, 2018

BSC Syndrome.

Sometimes you can’t win from losing.

He has “crabs”? (In several languages, “hummer” is the word for lobster.)

My wife says ‘must have a little pee pee’ every time she see some guy in a jacked up truck.

Guy walks into a brothel. He’s only got three inches (a nod to the censor). The employees laugh and say, “Who you gonna satisfy with that?” Guy replies, “Me”.

Now all he needs is a few big guns…

Kinda reminds me of the locals with the jacked up “Coal Roller” pickups… Seriously, wouldn’t Plastic Surgery to actually correct the “Issue” be CHEAPER in the long run then a $70,000 Penis Extension you have to buy gas, tires and insurance for???

Small hands also a giveaway.

Saw a similar cartoon once that said “Hummer – For women who wish they had one and men who got a small one”

How many does Ahnold have?

You don’t need to buy a hummer anymore. Just wear a red ball cap that says MAGA !

Buying a gun is cheaper and accomplishes the same thing.

By the way…the H-2 “Hummer” is a SUBURBAN with a different body for twice the price. The H-3 is a Colorado Pickup with a different body.

The problem with those civilian models is that they made them shorter and have a higher center of gravity so the benefits of the original model are gone. Candyassed them. Stick with a HUMVEE military specs.

Doesn’t really matter, because “one size fits all”.

I always snicker when I see a Hummer on the street, but it has nothing to do with anyone’s penis size. It’s just, how can anyone be dumb enough to buy one of those things? They guzzle gas, they’re a nightmare to handle, and they’re not even all that roomy inside.

GM stopped making them years ago. Guess they ran out of suckers.