B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 12, 2018

A deadly weapon.

keep the salt I am more of a garlic butter fan

That’s one way to deal with slimeballs!

I often think of cars from James Bond movies (with various backward facing deterrents) whenever I have a tailgater.

He may be charged with assault.

I’m opposed to capital punishment. Except for tailgaters.

When I’m tailgated, I aim for puddles – if there are any, that is.

Lemon,and Hornitos ;)

Just by chance, I dealt with a tail-gater once. At night, one on my tail, and a skunk was crossing the road! Didn’t dare swerve, as you never know when a tailgater might want to pass, so straddled him as best I could. As I went over, I heard “Clunk” and saw something spraying up as the next car went over him!

This shell and weaponry were given to me by Q the Snail.

I wish that would work here on The Florida Tpk….

I have learned to ignore tailgaters entirely. In half a century of driving I have never been rear-ended by a tailgater.

I saw a bumper sticker that said: “The closer you get, the slower I go.” I want one.

Never ceases to amaze me. I can be driving 5 mph over the speed limit on a 3 lane highway with sparse traffic yet some idiot will come flying up out nowhere and be 5 feet off my bumper. Are they increasing their fuel mileage by drafting? Am I in their lane?

How dose that work he is only salting himself.