Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 21, 2018

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    Davis D Danizier (3D)  over 6 years ago

    Eternal torture in hell? The Judeo-Christian-Islamic invisible sky god of Abraham is just a TYPICAL ABUSER. A Torturer.

    “I love you ‘unconditionally’ — but you better love me back or I’ll torture you forever in eternal ‘fireboarding’.”

    The threat of fireboarding torture is just typical empty-rhetoric scare tactics trying to frighten people into sheep-like compliance.

    If you thought the torture of WATERBOARDING for a few minutes for blowing up buildings and killing / maiming thousands of innocent civilians was a terrible crime against humanity, wait until you see the never ending torture of FIREBOARDING for all eternity.

    …by a “loving god” — because “he loves us” and if we don’t love him back he’ll torture us forever, for the heinous crime of not joining the right team.

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    Lablubber   over 6 years ago

    The news should give him a warm feeling.

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    AZCoyote  over 6 years ago

    You can’t add to eternity.

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    aerilim  over 6 years ago

    No good deed goes unpunished….

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    sousamannd  over 6 years ago

    where in the world did you come up with that design? Certainly not the bible, anyway. Probably some mouthy preacher. Read it again – and this time concentrate on the goodness of God from the apostle Paul! visit www.scatteredchristians.org if you want to see the GOODNESS of God, not His severity!

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    ekke  over 6 years ago

    Adding a thousand years to your eternal stay? Sounds like an oxymoron. Eternal is eternal!

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    BamaUmp  over 6 years ago

    . . . I would hope that Leigh has actually read the Bible and knows that scripture says that the devil (Satan) will be the third being to take up residence in Hell (therefore suffering right along side of all humanity destined for the same fate—and not in any way having charge over any other being).

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