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Lynn Johnston hits today with not one but two of her favorite themes. Parents should not like sugar-filled kidsâ cereals or rap music. As it turns out, both of those things are more ageless than Elly Patterson.
Iâve eaten corn flakes, plain not sweetened, since I was a lad. Now I do add some crushed bran flakes, partly for the fiber and also âcause is tastes good. If it doesnât taste good, I fast.
That is not what would kill her. It is that she screams at every thing, no matter how major or minor. Which is higher; the national debt or Ellyâs blood pressure?
1989. Terrible time musically to be a kid. On the plus side, he could have drawn from New Traditionalist country or Debbie Gibson, and at least gotten some good listening in the process. But that wouldnât have made his point. However, if he was trying to (as Debbie would have said) Shock Your Mama, he would have done a lot better invoking hardcore punk instead of rap.
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
oh, youâre a big help, Michael
capricorn9th over 6 years ago
Mike doesnât know what he is talking about. Donât listen to a teenager, Elly.
howtheduck over 6 years ago
Lynn Johnston hits today with not one but two of her favorite themes. Parents should not like sugar-filled kidsâ cereals or rap music. As it turns out, both of those things are more ageless than Elly Patterson.
Macushlalondra over 6 years ago
Hey us fogeys like that kind of food. And itâs easier on the gut than all that sugar laden stuff.
Asharah over 6 years ago
Mike does have one point. Age can be a state of mind. Trying something to make you feel young might help.
Rosette over 6 years ago
Cream of wheat is fogey food? I always considered it a special treat, empty calories, low fiber and all.
asrialfeeple over 6 years ago
Iâd rather have high fiber than chocolate covered sugar bombs. So do my intestines.
Display over 6 years ago
âWhen did my wild oats become bran muffins?â
ralphkramden over 6 years ago
WE DIDNâT GET THIS OLD BY ACCIDENT!!!!
Little Caesar over 6 years ago
âGetting old ainât for sissies.â
Lecherous over 6 years ago
âIt takes a long time to grow up, and this business does tend to put you in a perennial teen mode, whether you like it or not.â Keith Richards
sandpiper over 6 years ago
Heâs promoting The Calvin Diet.
well-i-never over 6 years ago
No, no, itâll just bind you up for a couple days.
preacherman Premium Member over 6 years ago
Iâve eaten corn flakes, plain not sweetened, since I was a lad. Now I do add some crushed bran flakes, partly for the fiber and also âcause is tastes good. If it doesnât taste good, I fast.
Barnabus Blackoak over 6 years ago
I hate âcârap music.
The Pro from Dover over 6 years ago
Yup! Thats a wrap!
rebelstrike0 over 6 years ago
That is not what would kill her. It is that she screams at every thing, no matter how major or minor. Which is higher; the national debt or Ellyâs blood pressure?
micromos over 6 years ago
Funny how we seem uncool to our parents and our kids.
summerdog86 over 6 years ago
It may be old fogey food, but we will live longer than you do.
Bonita Voigt over 6 years ago
Rap isnât good, rap is crap.
coffeeturtle over 6 years ago
No matter how old I get I will always love bacon.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 6 years ago
It was that food with the sugar that addicted them and made them old fogeys. Too late.
BlitzMcD over 6 years ago
1989. Terrible time musically to be a kid. On the plus side, he could have drawn from New Traditionalist country or Debbie Gibson, and at least gotten some good listening in the process. But that wouldnât have made his point. However, if he was trying to (as Debbie would have said) Shock Your Mama, he would have done a lot better invoking hardcore punk instead of rap.
Andrew Moore over 6 years ago
Sugar is our friend.