Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 09, 2018

Eine Kleine Katzenmusik? Would that be considered longhair or shorthair music? Does he use standard notation or tabblyture? I must know these things!!

Like John Denver’s “Annie’s Song”, a dictionary fills up our senses.

I had a couple of cats once who loved to listen to Gershwin’s American in Paris. Every time I played it, they would stop what they were doing and give it their complete attention.

Most of us would stop shivering at -94F. Then we would just die.

David found that his music allowed him to hook up with a lot of cat ladies.

How can you tell the music is written for cats and not for screwdrivers?

I didn’t know you could make a cello sound like a can opener

That must be the one definition of “senses” that is missing from my dictionary.

I think my first wife may have been an Arctic wolf in disguise.

Just wait until his audience discovers that his cello’s strings are made from cat gut…

OK – so that explains the old expression “…in every sense of the word.”

Since it rarely gets that cold even in the arctic, how did they test this? Did they put a wolf in a freezer and crank the temperature down until they saw it start to shiver?

The average temp in the artic is minus 40 degrees. The record low is minus 90,

Enough about wolves. Tell me about bears. Polar bears. I hear em fair ladies are pretty. ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

…and 1/3rd of items in an average Ripley BION are non-sense. Put that in your Roget and smoke it.

Cool cats, that is.

Not quite wolves, but the kids in Stanley, Idaho didn’t have to wait for the school bus if the temperature dropped below something below zero….

So a word that has no definition is senseless?