Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 31, 2018

Thelonious Mung.

A sprig of parsley to all freshmen starting college courses, know more….score more.

Tennessee: The Volunteer State. Wisconsin: The Fig Newton State. Oregon: The Chocolate Ego State. Rhode Island: The Small Plastic Bottle State. Illinois: The Imagination State. Ohio: The Freudian Drip State.

Zippy eats this stuff all the time. He’ll name it and speak to it. He’ll assign it a political nuance. He’ll forget what he’s done and engage us in conversation about 1950s automobiles, grill lover that he is.

Do ‘sprouted’ and ‘bottle’ rhyme?

And an ox typical collusion.

Pay it no never-mind.

It’s like it’s sperm all the way down.

All I know is that if I find something like that in my salad my dinner is spoiled.

Well then … let’s just outlaw plastic bottles, problem solved … a’ la the straw-dogged plastic straws & bags ….

You’re darn tootin, I love Fig Newton.

I’m starving Polly don’t talk about food

Me go, you go, for Nabisco, vanilla wafers.

When you put it on the Ritz today, you might end up with salmonella.

Feb 28, 2018 – Multistate Outbreak of Salmonella Infections Linked to Raw Sprouts.

Only hillbillies still call them sprouts. The truly lame have all jumped on the rebranding wagon and call them micro greens. #themoreyouknow

Some dip’s thong balled up in the dryer.

The scent of chocolate is at the tip of your tongue..

I do like the works of James Joyce….

Enigma of my dreams!

Smol blep is smol.