Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 18, 2018

Overcompensation, perhaps?

Oscar Mayer is parks director?

And i thought that hot dogs were statutory at all parks!

There are some things even pigeons won’t touch.

This program was made possible by contributions from the food truck guys and people like you. Thank you, I think

The sort of thing our local council is fond of doing.

He had several ideas on what the statue should be but turns out the hot dog ended up being the wiener, though the hamburger vote almost did ketchup! Relish the thought!

Enjoy it. YOU granted him the authority.

At least he didn’t put ketchup on the hot dog!

Mortal sin!

Donnie’s NEXT director of the Smithsonian Institution…

Wiley’s Cherubs are a nice touch

This commemorates the sacrifices made at the battle of Mustard Creek.

Nothing better than a good chili dog.

The park director is a Weiner.

Coincidentally, today ’s 30-year old Calvin & Hobbes is Hot Dog themed!

This statue just ain’t Kosher !

I want one of those in my park!

Parks Director is also boffo on cream soda. Kids will flock to the fountain once the word is spread.

. . . HEY! Where is @Wiley Miller getting his “inside information”? Guess who just had a fundraiser, which the POTUS attended? “Play for Pay”, indeed! Another needless monument? :p https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/trump-hamptons-fundraiser-hosted-hot-dog-magnate-57245594

No “inside information” just read the “fake news”.

We still haven’t addressed the fundamental problem of our age, the miss match between packages of hotdogs and buns! I believe there is an IgNoble Prize for who ever solves this.

Matlock Park?

At least it’s not the statue of dog poop in San José, CA.

I’ve never sausage a strange statue before…

Every one knows tRump is going to claim his is bigger.

If you knew what they usually put in hot dogs, you would never eat one.